Welcome to The Ben Rothstein Quotes Page!
A quick reminder as to how this page has come to be...
Sam Rothstein created a Veida motion at Veida 5783 (July 2023) which has resulted in BAUK being constitutionally bound to create this page.
All quotes must however be approved prior to their public release. So keep your eyes peeled for all of Ben's approved quotes
”This is ludicrous
Ben Rothstein | September 2023Said in relation to the Ben Rothstein Quotes page being published
”ok I'll accept this part of the zohar because it’s a good point
Ben Rothstein | August 2023It’s a warm midsummer sfternoon in temple fortune. A lull has fallen across the bayit office as we set about writing cringey welcome letters and shoehorning shtik into our yomi (that it turns out abi laderman will just remove anyway cos she’s not on the intellectual level to understand it). From nowhere, Ben lifts his head from his laptop and goes…
”Anonymous: I had a breakdown today already on the way here
Ben Rothstein | December 2020In a Meeting
Ben: physical or mechanical?
”They just aren't as progressive as we are ... realising that there is no such thing as 'man' and 'woman'
Ben Rothstein | March 2023
”You can't opt out of sex toys
Ben Rothstein | August 2022Ben was lamenting about the fact that he couldn't unsubscribe from a consistent email about sex toys
”We don't have time for it now I want to do my demon summoning
Ben Rothstein | August 2022Aleph Chalutzi Machane
”How do the 12 year olds have relationships, they don’t even have minds! They’re not real people!!’
Ben Rothstein | August 2022Aleph Chalutzi Machane
”Beat them until they fall asleep
Ben Rothstein | August 2022Aleph Chalutzi Machane, about how to ensure chanichim go to bed
”The other place I interview chanichim is the pantry
Ben Rothstein | August 2023Bet Base Machane on discipline methodology
”The first thing I think when I think of inequality is a Dalek confronted with a set of stairs
Ben Rothstein | August 2022Aleph Chalutzi Machane
”A group shower? What, like Aushwitz??
Ben Rothstein | Bet Base Machane 2023when male mads on Bet Base Machane 5783 were having a shower (in separate cubicles) together.